The Movies Got it All Wrong... The Zombies are Here!

The year is 2015 ! There have been technological advances ranging from machine to Humans! Lets talk about cars and cellular phones , since they are two  of the most important pieces of technology in our life .

Phones:

• We can use it to pay for things by entering our card info and waiving it at a machine
• We can look up people , places , things, and information important to us
• They can scan our finger print , and track where are, have been, and are going
• We can even send an emoji to order pizza 
• etc.

Cars:

• On board monitors that detect terrain and adjust accordingly 
• Brake assist that helps us slow the vehicle or even stop it from having an accident
• Lane departure warning , just in case you find your self tired and start moving into another lane
• On board monitors that detect other vehicles when changing lanes
• Night vision , for when you are on those dark roads and Bambi decides to take his family for a stroll

Humans:

• Improve prosthetic for every mobility need
• Hearing implants , so the deaf can hear for the first time
• Replacement body parts such as knees and things
• etc.

Wait...wait...wait... While all this is fine and dandy, we still have a problem! The movies got it wrong. Where are the machines with advanced A.I. taking over the world , or time travelers trying to stop it?? What happen to apes suddenly being able to talk , and getting pissed and killing us all. Where is the disease that brings us back from the dead and hungry for flesh ?? 

Yes this is a comic book character but it still works!

While technology has helped us greatly, especially with communication, it has made the human race that much dumber!! welcome to the 2015 and forward,  Zombie apocalypse ! I know , not what you expected it to be right? 

They are everywhere you go. Roaming the street , stores, and hallways where you work. Constantly in a state of unawareness . They even drive cars , which makes the advancements and safety features pretty much useless. Give it time and it will all look like this .